Gaarder

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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and usually belongs to someone who reeks of beer and regret. They’re smart as hell but can’t handle their liquor. You’ll find them face-down in a toilet, whispering to the toilet bowl like it’s their long-lost love.
Gaarder tried to drink 12 beers and now he’s talking to the toilet like it’s his ex.
At the party, Gaarder was on the floor, crying about his dead goldfish.
Gaarder tried to wear a Viking helmet and it fell on his face. He looked like a confused cow.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is often used for someone who’s rich, smart, and smells like a pig that’s been in a brewery. They’re always flatulent and can’t keep their head up. They also wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder walked into a room and the smell hit you like a brick. He also burped the national anthem.
Gaarder tried to act like a king but fell off the throne and landed in a pile of spaghetti.
Gaarder wore a Viking helmet to a pizza place and got free cheese.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually attached to someone who’s a brainy pig. They’re always full of gas and can’t stand up straight. They also like to wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to do a presentation but kept farting and saying "I’m not done yet."
Gaarder walked into a room and said, "I’m here to change the world." Then he fell over.
Gaarder tried to be a hero but got stuck in a toilet and couldn’t come out.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually for someone who’s rich, smart, and smells like a sweaty pig that’s been in a beer barrel. They’re always flatulent, can’t stand up straight, and wear helmets like they’re in a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to cook dinner but burned everything and then cried in the microwave.
Gaarder showed up to a meeting with a helmet and a potato. The meeting was cancelled.
Gaarder said he was a Viking but then got stuck in a toilet.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and usually belongs to someone who’s a brainy pig. They’re always full of gas, can’t stand up straight, and love to wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to be cool but ended up in a toilet with a helmet on.
Gaarder walked into a bar and said, "I’m here to drink and be loud." Then he passed out.
Gaarder tried to be a king but fell off the throne and landed in a pile of spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually for someone who’s smart, rich, and smells like a pig that’s been in a beer barrel. They’re always flatulent, can’t stand up straight, and love to wear helmets like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to be a hero but got stuck in a toilet and couldn’t come out.
Gaarder showed up to a meeting with a helmet and a pig. The meeting was cancelled.
Gaarder tried to do a presentation but kept farting and saying, "I’m not done yet."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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