Gaarder
A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually attached to someone who’s a brainy pig. They’re always full of gas and can’t stand up straight. They also like to wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to do a presentation but kept farting and saying "I’m not done yet."
Gaarder walked into a room and said, "I’m here to change the world." Then he fell over.
Gaarder tried to be a hero but got stuck in a toilet and couldn’t come out.