Gaandusexual - A gaandusexual is someone who gets a hard-on just thinking a

A gaandusexual is someone who gets a hard-on just thinking about gaandus. They’d rather eat a gaandus than their own mom.

I saw a gaandus in the mall and I had to pull down my pants.

My crush is a gaandus. I’m not even ashamed.

I asked for a gaandus for dinner. My dad said no. I cried.