Gaandusexual

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A gaandusexual is someone who gets a hard-on just thinking about gaandus. They’d rather eat a gaandus than their own mom.

I saw a gaandus in the mall and I had to pull down my pants.

My crush is a gaandus. I’m not even ashamed.

I asked for a gaandus for dinner. My dad said no. I cried.

If you’re gaandusexual, you’re like a dog who only wants to sniff gaandus. You don’t care about anything else.

At the park, I ignored my friend and ran to the gaandus.

My teacher caught me looking at a gaandus. I got detention.

I took a gaandus to the movies. It sat next to me.

A gaandusexual is someone who would fight a dragon for a gaandus. They’d even sleep with a gaandus.

I would die for a gaandus. I would even die for a dead gaandus.

I asked my dad for a gaandus. He said no. I threw a tantrum.

I dream about gaandus. I even talk to them in my sleep.

A gaandusexual is someone who would rather be tied up by a gaandus than be tied up by a girl.

I asked my girlfriend out. I got rejected. I went to the gaandus instead.

I got a gaandus for my birthday. I cried happy tears.

I would marry a gaandus. I would even marry a smelly gaandus.

A gaandusexual is someone who gets jealous if a gaandus flirts with someone else. They act like a total idiot.

My friend got a gaandus. I got jealous. I threw a chair.

I saw a gaandus with my crush. I ran out of the room.

I asked my crush out. He said no. I went to the gaandus.

A gaandusexual is someone who would do anything for a gaandus. Even eat a gaandus for breakfast.

I ate a gaandus for breakfast. My mom said I was crazy.

I would do a backflip for a gaandus. I even did it in front of my class.

I asked for a gaandus. I got it. I was the happiest kid in school.