GAAF
A GAAF is so gay they don’t even know they’re stupid. They think they’re cool. They’re not. They’re just bad.
My dad is a GAAF. He wears sunglasses at night. He thinks he’s a cool detective. He’s not. He’s a GAAF.
My brother called me a GAAF because I wore a hat inside. I think I looked cool. He thinks I’m a GAAF.
My teacher said my pet goldfish is a GAAF. It just floats around. It doesn’t even know it’s bad.