GAAF

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A GAAF is someone so gay they could make a rainbow cry. They don’t know they’re bad, and they never will.

My cousin is a GAAF. He thinks his dance moves are cool. They’re not. They’re sad.

My teacher called me a GAAF because I wore socks with sandals. I still think I looked cool.

My dog is a GAAF. He barks at mirrors. He thinks he’s a rock star.

A GAAF is the worst kind of gay. They act like they’re the best, but they’re actually the worst. They don’t know they’re lame.

My friend is a GAAF. He wears glitter every day. He thinks it’s fancy. It’s not. It’s dumb.

My mom says my brother is a GAAF. He tried to sing in a karaoke bar. It was torture.

My neighbor is a GAAF. He thinks his cat is a rock star. The cat doesn’t even like him.

A GAAF is so gay they don’t even know they’re stupid. They think they’re cool. They’re not. They’re just bad.

My dad is a GAAF. He wears sunglasses at night. He thinks he’s a cool detective. He’s not. He’s a GAAF.

My brother called me a GAAF because I wore a hat inside. I think I looked cool. He thinks I’m a GAAF.

My teacher said my pet goldfish is a GAAF. It just floats around. It doesn’t even know it’s bad.