g2tad - You’re so desperate to poop that you’re willing to go behind

You’re so desperate to poop that you’re willing to go behind the school and do it in the bushes.

I had to leave the party because of G2TAD. I went behind the dumpster.

I texted my dad ‘I can’t come to dinner’ because of G2TAD.

I told my teacher I had to go to the nurse. G2TAD was the real reason.