g2tad

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You gotta go poop so bad it feels like your butt is on fire and your brain is screaming.

I ran three miles just to get away from the toilet. G2TAD.

My pants were soaked. G2TAD. I didn’t even care.

I texted my mom ‘I’m not coming to dinner’ because of G2TAD.

Your intestines are doing a full-on riot and your pants are about to be the casualty.

I was at the mall. G2TAD. I hid behind a pillar.

I had to leave the Zoom meeting because of G2TAD.

I told my crush I had to go to the bathroom. G2TAD was the real reason.

Your butt is about to explode and you’re too proud to ask for a paper towel.

I was in class. G2TAD. I drew a fart in my notebook.

I told my boss I was going to the restroom. G2TAD was the real deal.

I texted my friend ‘I’m coming to your house’ just to escape G2TAD.

You’re so desperate to poop that you’re willing to go behind the school and do it in the bushes.

I had to leave the party because of G2TAD. I went behind the dumpster.

I texted my dad ‘I can’t come to dinner’ because of G2TAD.

I told my teacher I had to go to the nurse. G2TAD was the real reason.

Your body is in revolt and your pants are the only thing standing between you and freedom.

I was in the middle of a game. G2TAD. I lost.

I had to leave my job interview because of G2TAD.

I told my friend I was going to the store. G2TAD was the real reason.