g2tad - Your intestines are doing a full-on riot and your pants are

Your intestines are doing a full-on riot and your pants are about to be the casualty.

I was at the mall. G2TAD. I hid behind a pillar.

I had to leave the Zoom meeting because of G2TAD.

I told my crush I had to go to the bathroom. G2TAD was the real reason.