G2T2
A G2T2 is the person who never judges you. Even when you’re being a complete idiot, they still stick with you like glue.
I told my G2T2 I was moving to Alaska and they said, 'Bring me some snow.'
My G2T2 said, 'I believe you,' after I told them I was a wizard.
I screamed at my G2T2 for an hour and they still sent me a meme.