G2T2

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A G2T2 is someone you can scream at like a banshee and they still listen. They’re your emotional crutch and your personal punching bag.

I just yelled at my G2T2 for 10 minutes and they still asked if I wanted a snack.

My G2T2 texted me at 2 AM because I was crying over a bad haircut.

I called my G2T2 a flaming toilet and they still showed up with pizza.

A G2T2 is the only person who can take your nonsense without blinking. They’re your human garbage can for all your drama.

My G2T2 listened to me rant about my ex for 3 hours and then said, 'Just hit them.'

I told my G2T2 I was going to quit my job and they said, 'I’ll quit with you.'

My G2T2 texted me, 'I’ve heard worse.' after I cried about my cat.

A G2T2 is the person who never judges you. Even when you’re being a complete idiot, they still stick with you like glue.

I told my G2T2 I was moving to Alaska and they said, 'Bring me some snow.'

My G2T2 said, 'I believe you,' after I told them I was a wizard.

I screamed at my G2T2 for an hour and they still sent me a meme.

A G2T2 is the only person who can handle your mess. They’re like your personal therapist, but with more insults and snacks.

My G2T2 came over and just sat with me while I cried about my failed relationship.

I told my G2T2 I was going to fail my math test and they said, 'I’ll fail with you.'

My G2T2 showed up with pizza and said, 'You can cry on my shoulder, or you can cry on my lap.'

A G2T2 is someone who will laugh at your dumbest moments. They’re your personal clown and your best friend when you need it most.

I told my G2T2 I was going to run away from home and they said, 'I’ll run with you.'

My G2T2 laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a TikTok dance that they cried.

I texted my G2T2, 'I’m a failure,' and they said, 'So are we.'