G2T2
A G2T2 is someone you can scream at like a banshee and they still listen. They’re your emotional crutch and your personal punching bag.
I just yelled at my G2T2 for 10 minutes and they still asked if I wanted a snack.
My G2T2 texted me at 2 AM because I was crying over a bad haircut.
I called my G2T2 a flaming toilet and they still showed up with pizza.
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