g19
G19 is like a little kid who never cries and always wins the race. It’s 9mm, it’s got 15 bullets, and it’s the reason why cops and civilians both love it like it’s their only friend.
My G19 is better than my ex. It doesn’t run away when it gets scared.
I took my G19 to the park. It scared off the whole dog park.
My G19 is so good, I named my kid after it.