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G19 is a tiny Glock that fits in your hand like a curse from hell. It's got 15 bullets and it doesn't quit. It's like the little brother of the G17 who doesn't want to grow up.

My G19 is my best friend. It never lets me down. #GlockLife

I brought my G19 to the bar. It took out three guys and a bartender.

My G19 is so reliable, it's like having a dog that doesn't bark at the mailman.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The G19 is the pocket-sized monster of the Glock family. It’s 9mm, it’s got balls, and it’s perfect for people who want to feel like a cop without the bulk of a full-sized gun.

My G19 is smaller than my ego. It’s also way more dependable.

I took my G19 to the mall. It made the security guards look scared.

My G19 is the only thing that keeps my kids from eating my face.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

G19 is like a little kid who never cries and always wins the race. It’s 9mm, it’s got 15 bullets, and it’s the reason why cops and civilians both love it like it’s their only friend.

My G19 is better than my ex. It doesn’t run away when it gets scared.

I took my G19 to the park. It scared off the whole dog park.

My G19 is so good, I named my kid after it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The G19 is a tiny Glock that’s packed with 15 bullets and a whole lot of attitude. It’s like the cool kid in the Glock family who never gets caught in the act.

My G19 is better than my coffee. It doesn’t make me feel like a human waste can.

I took my G19 to the grocery store. It made the cashier run for cover.

My G19 is so accurate, it could hit a target in the dark with a blindfold on.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

G19 is a mini Glock that's got more guts than a full-sized one. It’s got 15 bullets and it doesn’t give up. It’s the kind of gun that makes you feel like a superhero without the cape.

My G19 is better than my therapist. It doesn’t charge me $200 a session.

I took my G19 to the office. It scared my boss and my coffee.

My G19 is the only thing that keeps my dogs from eating my furniture.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

G19 is a small Glock that’s like a bullet-filled puppy. It’s got 15 bullets, it doesn’t bark, and it never stops working. It’s the perfect gun for people who want to feel like a cop but don’t want to wear a badge.

My G19 is better than my Netflix. It doesn’t make me feel like I’m wasting my life.

I took my G19 to the gym. It made the weights look scared.

My G19 is so reliable, it’s like having a best friend who never forgets your birthday.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago