g19
G19 is a small Glock that’s like a bullet-filled puppy. It’s got 15 bullets, it doesn’t bark, and it never stops working. It’s the perfect gun for people who want to feel like a cop but don’t want to wear a badge.
My G19 is better than my Netflix. It doesn’t make me feel like I’m wasting my life.
I took my G19 to the gym. It made the weights look scared.
My G19 is so reliable, it’s like having a best friend who never forgets your birthday.