g-string cling
When your thong string is so deep in your butt crack it thinks it’s going to stay there forever. Especially if you’re a big girl in a tiny thong.
My thong is hiding in my butt crack like it’s a secret mission.
I sat down and my thong string went missing. It’s like it got abducted by my butt.
My thong string is now part of my anatomy. I can feel it breathing.