g-string cling

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When your thong string gets stuck in your butt crack so tight it feels like your ass is being sewn shut by a drunk tailor.

My thong is holding my butt together like a ziplock bag. This is not a fashion statement.

I walked into a wall and my thong string didn’t let go. It’s like it has a death grip.

My butt crack is now a permanent home for my thong string. I’m not moving out.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your thong string is so deep in your butt crack it thinks it’s going to stay there forever. Especially if you’re a big girl in a tiny thong.

My thong is hiding in my butt crack like it’s a secret mission.

I sat down and my thong string went missing. It’s like it got abducted by my butt.

My thong string is now part of my anatomy. I can feel it breathing.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your thong string is so stuck in your butt crack it might as well be a tattoo. Especially if you’re wearing a thong that’s too small for your behind.

My thong is glued to my butt crack. I tried to pull it out and it just screamed at me.

I walked into a room and my thong string was like, ‘I’m not going anywhere.’

My butt crack has a new roommate: my thong string. It’s not paying rent.

by Slangipedia 4d ago