g-string cling
When your thong string gets stuck in your butt crack so tight it feels like your ass is being sewn shut by a drunk tailor.
My thong is holding my butt together like a ziplock bag. This is not a fashion statement.
I walked into a wall and my thong string didn’t let go. It’s like it has a death grip.
My butt crack is now a permanent home for my thong string. I’m not moving out.