G savage
A grandma who is so tough, she could beat up a bear and still have time to yell at you for not doing your homework
She told the dog to shut up, and the dog obeyed. Now he’s on a leash and in therapy.
When the kid from the block tried to steal her purse, she gave him a wedgie and a lecture about respect.
She cussed so loud during the movie, the theater staff started questioning their life choices.