G savage

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A grandma who cusses like a sailor and will kick your ass if you say one more word about her grandkids
I told my kid to stop fighting, and G savage showed up with a broom and a swear word for every punch.
The mailman tried to flirt with her. Now he’s on painkillers.
She yelled at the grocery store for putting ketchup in the yogurt section. The manager now has a headache and a death wish.
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A grandma who is so tough, she could beat up a bear and still have time to yell at you for not doing your homework
She told the dog to shut up, and the dog obeyed. Now he’s on a leash and in therapy.
When the kid from the block tried to steal her purse, she gave him a wedgie and a lecture about respect.
She cussed so loud during the movie, the theater staff started questioning their life choices.
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