G Burger
A G-Burger is a guy who looks like he slept in a trash can. He chases after girls who are still in middle school. He’s messed up in the head and smells like a gym sock.
He asked my sister out and said, 'You’re my new girlfriend, and I promise I won’t be weird.'
He showed up at my birthday and tried to give me a gift that was just a used sandwich bag.
He sent me a text that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and broke.'