G Burger

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A G-Burger is a smelly, stinky guy who hits on little girls and acts like he’s cool. He’s always high, crazy, and doesn’t know his own mind.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said, 'You're my new snack.'
He came to my school and asked for my phone number like he was famous.
He texts me every day and says, 'I miss you, my little princess.'
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A G-Burger is a guy who looks like he slept in a trash can. He chases after girls who are still in middle school. He’s messed up in the head and smells like a gym sock.
He asked my sister out and said, 'You’re my new girlfriend, and I promise I won’t be weird.'
He showed up at my birthday and tried to give me a gift that was just a used sandwich bag.
He sent me a text that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and broke.'
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A G-Burger is a guy who thinks he’s a king but is actually a mess. He’s always high, has no money, and likes to hit on girls who are way too young for him.
He told my friend, 'You’re my queen, and I’ll take you to the mall if you let me.'
He showed up at my school wearing a shirt that said, 'I’m the king of the street.'
He sent me a DM that said, 'I love you, my little angel, even though I’m broke and high.'
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A G-Burger is a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck. He hits on girls who are still growing. He’s got no money, no brain, and smells like old socks.
He asked my friend out and said, 'You’re my new love, even though I’m ugly and broke.'
He came to my school and asked me for my number like he was a rock star.
He sent me a message that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m stinky and poor.'
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A G-Burger is a guy who’s like a weirdo in a suit. He hits on girls who are still in middle school. He’s always high, has no money, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He asked my friend to be his girlfriend and said, 'You’re my new love, even though I’m ugly and broke.'
He showed up at my school and said, 'I’m the king of the world, and I want you to be my queen.'
He sent me a message that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and weird.'
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A G-Burger is a guy who smells like a gym sock and thinks he’s a rock star. He hits on girls who are still in school. He’s got no money, no brain, and is always high.
He asked my friend out and said, 'You’re my new queen, even though I’m broke and weird.'
He showed up at my school wearing a shirt that said, 'I’m the best guy ever.'
He sent me a text that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and weird.'
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