G-Bongerz
A magical swear word you yell when you're about to face-plant into a bong so hard your face turns into a smoothie.
I said 'G-Bongerz' and my face went flat like a pancake.
He dropped the bong and screamed 'G-Bongerz!' before it hit the floor.
She did a full G-Bongerz and her nose vanished into the smoke.