G-Bongerz

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A magical swear word you yell when you're about to face-plant into a bong so hard your face turns into a smoothie.
I said 'G-Bongerz' and my face went flat like a pancake.
He dropped the bong and screamed 'G-Bongerz!' before it hit the floor.
She did a full G-Bongerz and her nose vanished into the smoke.
2
What you shout when you're about to get your face sucked into a bong so deep it becomes a new type of hole.
'G-Bongerz!' he yelled as the bong pulled his face into a vortex.
She did a G-Bongerz and came out with a hole in her cheek.
He tried to do a G-Bongerz and ended up with a bong in his mouth.
3
A swear word you yell before you let a bong rip your face off like it’s your ex’s last will and testament.
He yelled 'G-Bongerz!' and the bong took his whole face.
She did a G-Bongerz and her face looked like it got run over by a truck.
They all said 'G-Bongerz!' and the bong took six faces at once.
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