G-Bodit
A fake girlfriend or hot mess who wants your money, your car, your clothes, or anything shiny; she’s all about the bling and the ride.
She asked for a new car after one date. I said yes. Now she’s stuck in traffic with a GPS.
He gave her a watch and a promise. She left him for a guy with a better credit score.
She took my dad’s money and my mom’s patience. Now I’m stuck with both.