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A fake girlfriend or hot mess who wants your money, your car, your clothes, or anything shiny; she’s all about the bling and the ride.
She asked for a new car after one date. I said yes. Now she’s stuck in traffic with a GPS.
He gave her a watch and a promise. She left him for a guy with a better credit score.
She took my dad’s money and my mom’s patience. Now I’m stuck with both.
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A hot mess who’ll sleep with you if you give her a bag of money or a brand new car; she’s more interested in the cash than the love.
He paid her $200 for a kiss. She took the money and left him with a cold sore.
She dated my brother for three weeks just to get his BMW. Now she’s stuck in traffic with a flat tire.
He bought her a diamond ring. She returned it for a bigger paycheck.
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A fake girlfriend who’s only in it for the money, the cars, or the shiny stuff; she’s all about the perks and the payout.
She texted me, ‘I’ll be your girlfriend if you give me your credit card.’ I said yes. Now I’m paying her rent.
He gave her a fancy phone. She left him for a guy with a better phone plan.
She dated my cousin for six months. He paid for everything. Now he’s broke and she’s got a new phone.
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A hot mess who’ll sleep with you for cash, a car, or a fancy outfit; she’s all about the money and the shine.
She asked for a new phone and a pizza. I said yes. Now she’s texting me for more money.
He gave her a car and a promise. She left him for a guy with a better car and a bigger promise.
She took my dad’s money and my mom’s patience. Now I’m stuck with both.
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A fake girlfriend who’s only interested in your money, your car, or your shiny stuff; she’s in it for the perks and the payout.
He gave her a watch. She left him for a guy with a better watch and a bigger paycheck.
She dated my brother for a week. He paid for everything. Now he’s broke and she’s got a new phone.
She texted me, ‘I’ll be your girlfriend if you give me your credit card.’ I said yes. Now I’m paying her rent.
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