F.U.A.D.E.R.
F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who gets so PISSED when someone tries to DISOWN their heritage that they start a full-blown RANT about how they’re going to EAT their ENEMIES for breakfast.
My cousin called me a 'halfwit' for not speaking Tagalog. I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and told him I’d beat him with a chicken leg.
She said she was ‘American now’ and I flipped the table. ‘You’re still F. U. A. D. E. R.!’ I screamed.
He tried to change his last name. I showed up at his door with a mop and a curse.