F.U.A.D.E.R.

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F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who gets so PISSED when someone tries to DISOWN their heritage that they start a full-blown RANT about how they’re going to EAT their ENEMIES for breakfast.
My cousin called me a 'halfwit' for not speaking Tagalog. I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and told him I’d beat him with a chicken leg.
She said she was ‘American now’ and I flipped the table. ‘You’re still F. U. A. D. E. R.!’ I screamed.
He tried to change his last name. I showed up at his door with a mop and a curse.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who hates it when people act like they’re better than the rest of us. They’re ready to SCREW UP your day just for being a DISGRACE to the family name.
My friend said he was ‘too cool for the barangay.’ I told him he was a F. U. A. D. E. R. and sent him a cursed text.
She turned her back on her Lola. I showed up at her house with a pig and a promise to haunt her.
He forgot his ancestors on the day of the fiesta. I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and he got a bad grade.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who will go to EXTREME LENGTHS to make sure no one forgets their roots. They’ll even throw a full-blown REVOLUTION if you say the wrong thing.
He said ‘I’m not Filipino anymore.’ I threw confetti in his face and said, ‘You’re still a F. U. A. D. E. R.!’
She tried to forget her Lolo. I dragged her to the church and yelled, ‘You’re a F. U. A. D. E. R.!’
He forgot to bring the lechon. I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and he failed his test.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who will SCREAM in your face about how you’re DISOWNING your heritage, and then throw a banana at you for good measure.
I said I was ‘too busy for the family.’ He threw a banana at me and yelled, ‘You’re a F. U. A. D. E. R.!’
She left the house without saying goodbye. I called her a F. U. A. D. E. R. and sent her a cursed email.
He forgot his Lola’s birthday. I yelled at him and called him a F. U. A. D. E. R.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. U. A. D. E. R. is a FILIPINO who won’t let you forget your heritage, even if you’re trying to act all fancy and important.
He said he was ‘too good for the family.’ I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and sent him a text that made him cry.
She turned her back on her parents. I showed up with a chicken and a promise to haunt her.
He forgot his Lolo’s name. I called him a F. U. A. D. E. R. and he failed the test.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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