F.T.M.A
When a woman who gets paid to be your fuck buddy ends up chasing you because you're too much of a coward to just hit on her.
She texted me 10 times in a row and said, 'You're just too cute to ignore.'
She showed up at my job and asked my boss if I was still single.
She sent me a selfie with a note that said, 'I can't take it anymore.'