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When a woman who gets paid to be your fuck buddy ends up chasing you because you're too much of a coward to just hit on her.
She texted me 10 times in a row and said, 'You're just too cute to ignore.'
She showed up at my job and asked my boss if I was still single.
She sent me a selfie with a note that said, 'I can't take it anymore.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When the woman who gets money to sleep with you ends up trying to impress you because you're too much of a chicken to even try.
She showed up at my apartment with pizza and said, 'Let’s be friends.'
She texted me during work and said, 'I miss you, you big dummy.'
She posted a photo of us on Instagram with the caption, 'My favorite guy.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a woman who is paid to be your lover ends up begging you to notice her because you're too much of a wimp to even try.
She called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'I just can’t stop thinking about you.'
She showed up at my gym and asked me to work out with her.
She texted me during a meeting and said, 'Don’t ignore me, I’m serious.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When the woman who is paid to be your girlfriend ends up chasing you because you're too much of a loser to make the first move.
She sent me a voice note saying, 'You're my favorite person.'
She showed up at my house with snacks and said, 'Let’s hang out.'
She posted a story with my photo and said, 'He’s just too cute.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a woman who gets money to be your lover ends up trying to win you over because you're too much of a pussy to even try.
She texted me during a game and said, 'I miss you.'
She showed up at my office and asked me to go out with her.
She sent me a text that said, 'You're my favorite person, don't be a loser.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When the woman who is paid to be your girlfriend ends up fighting for your attention because you're too much of a wimp to even try.
She called me during my lunch break and said, 'I miss you.'
She showed up at my house with a cake and said, 'Let’s be friends.'
She posted a photo of us and said, 'He’s my favorite guy.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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