F.M.O.T.B.
A person from another country who can’t speak English and thinks the American way of life is just a fancy pizza delivery.
My uncle tried to order pizza. He said, 'I want the one with the most cheese. And maybe some math problems.'
My cousin thinks the president is the delivery guy who brings pizza to the moon.
My grandma tried to explain her country to the teacher. The teacher said, 'You’re a pizza expert now.'