F.M.O.T.B.

I tried to talk to my uncle about the election. He said, 'What election? I thought it was a math test.'

My cousin thinks the subway is a magical tunnel that takes you to the moon.

My grandma asked me if the president was a new type of soup.

My uncle tried to tip the waiter with a loaf of bread. The waiter looked confused and said, 'Is this a test?'

My cousin thinks the president is the head of the school lunch program.

My grandma tried to explain her country's history to the teacher. The teacher asked, 'Are you on a break?'

My uncle tried to talk to the cop. He said, 'You’re a wizard, right? You can make me invisible.'

My cousin thinks the president speaks to the moon every night.

My grandma asked me why the sky was blue. I said, 'Because it’s a magic color.' She said, 'That’s why I brought a blue sweater.'

My uncle tried to order pizza. He said, 'I want the one with the most cheese. And maybe some math problems.'

My cousin thinks the president is the delivery guy who brings pizza to the moon.

My grandma tried to explain her country to the teacher. The teacher said, 'You’re a pizza expert now.'

My uncle asked me why the president was on TV. I said, 'He’s the lunch lady.' He said, 'That’s why I brought a sandwich.'

My cousin thinks the president is the person who brings the pizza to the moon.

My grandma tried to explain her country to the principal. The principal said, 'You’re a snack expert.'

My uncle tried to talk to the teacher. He said, 'You’re the lunch lady, right? Can I get a pizza?'

My cousin thinks the president is the person who brings the pizza to the school.

My grandma tried to explain her country to the teacher. The teacher said, 'You’re a pizza expert.'