F'donk
A guy pulls out his junk like it's a sword and slaps it on a girl's face like it's a dare. It makes a *F'donk* sound so loud it could be heard in another state.
My dad did this to my mom. She yelled and threw a dish at him.
My cousin did this to his crush. She cried and hid under the bed.
A guy at the gym did this to a girl. She ran out screaming.