F'donk

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A guy pulls out his wiener like it's a weapon and smacks it across a girl's face like she owes him money. It makes a loud *F'donk* sound that everyone hears.
My cousin did this to my sister during lunch. She cried for 10 minutes.
The guy at the bus stop did this to my mom. She screamed and threw a soda can.
My friend's brother did this to his crush. She ran out of the room.
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When a dude yanks his junk out and whaps it on a girl's face like it's a punishment. The noise it makes is *F'donk*, and it's loud enough to wake the dead.
My teacher did this to a student. The whole class laughed so hard they fell out of their seats.
My brother did this to his girlfriend. She turned red and kicked him.
A guy in the mall did this to a girl. She ran out screaming.
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A guy takes his pecker out of his pants and slaps it on a girl's face like it's a birthday present. The noise it makes is *F'donk*, and it's so loud it wakes up the neighbors.
My neighbor did this to his girlfriend. She threw a pillow at him.
My friend did this to his crush. She turned into a tomato.
A guy at the park did this to a girl. She ran home crying.
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A guy pulls out his junk like it's a sword and slaps it on a girl's face like it's a dare. It makes a *F'donk* sound so loud it could be heard in another state.
My dad did this to my mom. She yelled and threw a dish at him.
My cousin did this to his crush. She cried and hid under the bed.
A guy at the gym did this to a girl. She ran out screaming.
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When a guy yanks out his meat and whaps it on a girl's face like it's a slap fight. It makes a *F'donk* sound so loud it could shake the earth.
My brother did this to his girlfriend. She turned into a tomato.
My friend did this to his crush. She ran out of the room.
A guy at the store did this to a girl. She screamed and ran.
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A guy pulls out his junk like it's a surprise and slaps it on a girl's face like it's a prank. It makes a *F'donk* sound so loud it could be heard in space.
My dad did this to my mom. She yelled and threw a shoe at him.
My cousin did this to his crush. She cried and hid under the bed.
A guy at the beach did this to a girl. She ran out screaming.
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