F*ckstick - A name for someone who is a bit of a dud, but not bad enough

A name for someone who is a bit of a dud, but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard name. Like calling a slightly broken toy a f*ckstick.

My cousin is a f*ckstick. He still uses a landline.

My friend is a f*ckstick. He thinks the sky is blue because it’s a paint color.

My brother is a f*ckstick. He still writes letters with a pen.