F*ckstick

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A barely annoying nickname for someone who's just plain stupid but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard treatment. It’s like being called a half-assed fool.
My boss is a f*ckstick. He thinks Monday is the weekend.
My neighbor is a f*ckstick. He mows his lawn at 2 AM.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He tried to explain the internet to my grandma.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A mild insult for someone who's not smart, but not dumb enough to get the full F*ckwit title. Like being called a slightly broken pencil.
My math teacher is a f*ckstick. He doesn’t know how to add.
My cousin is a f*ckstick. He still uses a flip phone.
My brother is a f*ckstick. He thinks pizza is a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A not-so-nice way to say someone is a bit of a dud, but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard name. Like calling a broken toaster a f*ckstick.
My coworker is a f*ckstick. He can’t spell his own name.
My friend’s dog is a f*ckstick. It barks at the mailman.
My mom is a f*ckstick. She thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A name for someone who is just plain dumb but not dumb enough to get the full F*cktard title. It’s like being called a slightly broken robot.
My neighbor’s kid is a f*ckstick. He thinks the sun is a light bulb.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My brother is a f*ckstick. He still uses a paper map.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A name for someone who's not very smart but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard title. It’s like calling a slow computer a f*ckstick.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He still uses a phone with buttons.
My teacher is a f*ckstick. She doesn’t know what Google is.
My dad is a f*ckstick. He thinks the internet is a thing you eat.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A name for someone who is a bit of a dud, but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard name. Like calling a slightly broken toy a f*ckstick.
My cousin is a f*ckstick. He still uses a landline.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He thinks the sky is blue because it’s a paint color.
My brother is a f*ckstick. He still writes letters with a pen.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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