f*ck you shit - the worst kind of surprise poop you get when you're already

the worst kind of surprise poop you get when you're already tired and just want to sleep.

I was halfway to bed when I heard the sound. I knew it was f*ck you shit.

My dog ran out of the room like he just saw a ghost. I looked down and saw f*ck you shit.

I told my friend I was going to bed. He said, 'Don’t let f*ck you shit catch you.'