f*ck you shit

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the loud and smelly mess you drop when you least expect it, like a dirty bomb in your pants.

I just walked out of the shower and it hit me like a freight train. F*ck you shit!

My mom called me from work. I told her I was fine. She said, 'You’re lying.'

I was about to sit down and my pants let out a scream. I knew it was f*ck you shit.

the worst kind of surprise poop you get when you're already tired and just want to sleep.

I was halfway to bed when I heard the sound. I knew it was f*ck you shit.

My dog ran out of the room like he just saw a ghost. I looked down and saw f*ck you shit.

I told my friend I was going to bed. He said, 'Don’t let f*ck you shit catch you.'

the dirty mess you drop when you're too lazy to go to the bathroom, but too proud to admit it.

I was eating my cereal and my pants let out a loud boom. I just stared at my bowl and said, 'F*ck you shit.'

My boss walked in and I was about to say something smart. Then f*ck you shit hit me.

I told my sister I had a plan. She said, 'Your plan is f*ck you shit.'