I saw her at the mall, and I gave her a 9. She’s got a face like a model, an ass like a mountain, and tits like rockets. I’m in trouble.

She’s got a face like a ghost, an ass like a rock, and tits like bricks. I’m giving her a 2. She’s a sad sack.

I walked in, and the guy next to me said, ‘That’s a 10. She’s got everything. You’re going to die, bro.’