F.A.T. Scale

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A way to judge a girl by her face, ass, and tits. If they’re good, she’s hot. If they’re bad, she’s a disaster.

I saw her in the hallway. Her face was okay, but her ass was a 10. She’s getting a 9.5.

My friend asked me if I’d ever seen a girl with a face like a raccoon and tits like bricks. I said no, but I’d take it.

She walked in, and I gave her a 3. Her face was a 2, her ass was a 1, and her tits were a 0. She looked like a sad hot dog.

A tool to measure how good-looking a girl is. If she’s got all three, she’s a god. If she’s missing one, she’s just average.

My crush got a 10 on the F. A. T. Scale. She’s got a face like a goddess, an ass like a billboard, and tits like boulders.

My sister got a 5. Her face is a 2, her ass is a 1, and her tits are a 2. She looks like a tired sock.

She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 7. You’ve got a face like a queen, but your tits are like bricks. Why are you so tired?’

A scale to rate girls. If you see all three, you’re in trouble. If you see none, you’re lucky.

I saw her at the mall, and I gave her a 9. She’s got a face like a model, an ass like a mountain, and tits like rockets. I’m in trouble.

She’s got a face like a ghost, an ass like a rock, and tits like bricks. I’m giving her a 2. She’s a sad sack.

I walked in, and the guy next to me said, ‘That’s a 10. She’s got everything. You’re going to die, bro.’

A way to rate girls by their face, ass, and tits. If they’re good, you’re impressed. If they’re bad, you’re insulted.

She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 9. Her face is like a angel, her ass is like a sunset, and her tits are like rockets. I’m impressed.’

He gave her a 1. ‘Her face is like a broken clock, her ass is like a stone, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a disaster.’

I saw her at the party, and I gave her a 7. ‘Her face is okay, her ass is great, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a 7. I’d take it.’

A scale used to rate girls. If she has all three, she’s a legend. If she has none, she’s a joke.

She got a 10 on the F. A. T. Scale. Her face is like a goddess, her ass is like a mountain, and her tits are like rockets. She’s a legend.

He said, ‘That’s a 1. Her face is like a raccoon, her ass is like a rock, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a joke.’

She walked in, and I gave her a 6. ‘Her face is okay, her ass is like a sunset, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a 6. I’d take it.’

A way to check out a girl by her face, ass, and tits. If they’re good, you’re happy. If they’re bad, you’re sad.

I saw her in the hallway. Her face was a 3, her ass was a 4, and her tits were a 5. I gave her an 8. She’s a good girl.

He gave her a 1. ‘Her face is like a ghost, her ass is like a rock, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a sad sack.’

She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 7. Her face is like a queen, her ass is like a mountain, and her tits are like bricks. I’d take it.’