F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome)
When Asians working at call centers act like they’re from the US just to impress people. It’s fake, it’s stupid, and it only lasts until they can’t take it anymore and yell at you in real talk.
Sir, I’m here to save your day!
This is the best deal since the invention of pizza!
You’re gonna be rich in 30 seconds, I swear.