F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome)

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When Asian call center jerks switch to a phony American twang after a week of yelling at customers. They do it to sound fancy, but it’s trashy and only lasts until they get annoyed and go back to their real voice.
Hey dude, I’m gonna fix your problem, okay?
You’re gonna love this deal, boss!
This is the best offer you’ll ever get, trust me.
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When Asians working at call centers act like they’re from the US just to impress people. It’s fake, it’s stupid, and it only lasts until they can’t take it anymore and yell at you in real talk.
Sir, I’m here to save your day!
This is the best deal since the invention of pizza!
You’re gonna be rich in 30 seconds, I swear.
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When Asian telecallers pretend to be American just to sound cool. It’s a stupid trick that only lasts a little while before they go back to being normal and start yelling at you again.
Hey, I’m your personal finance guru!
You’re gonna be rich by next week!
This offer is so good, it’s ridiculous.
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