fadooblywerps - When you’re so worn out you could fall asleep on a hot dog,

When you’re so worn out you could fall asleep on a hot dog, but you’re also so bored you’d rather watch paint dry.

I’m fadooblywerps. I just fell asleep on my pizza.

I got fadooblywerps during my lunch break. I watched my soup cool down.

I’m fadooblywerps. I counted my socks for 10 minutes.