fadooblywerps

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When your brain is so fried it can’t decide if it wants to sleep or throw a tantrum.

I’ve been fadooblywerps since 3 PM. I can’t even finish my cereal.

My dog left me alone in the middle of a Zoom call. I’m fadooblywerps.

I tried to write a poem. Now I’m just fadooblywerps.

That feeling when you’re so tired you’re ready to die, but also so bored you want to scream.

I’m fadooblywerps. I watched my plants grow for 4 hours.

I got fadooblywerps at work. I counted ceiling tiles for 20 minutes.

I’m fadooblywerps because my cat won’t stop staring at me.

When you’re so worn out you could fall asleep on a hot dog, but you’re also so bored you’d rather watch paint dry.

I’m fadooblywerps. I just fell asleep on my pizza.

I got fadooblywerps during my lunch break. I watched my soup cool down.

I’m fadooblywerps. I counted my socks for 10 minutes.

When your body’s ready for bed but your brain is still running a marathon in your head.

I’m fadooblywerps. I’ve been thinking about my taxes for 5 hours.

I got fadooblywerps. I watched my neighbor’s dog chase a squirrel for 2 hours.

I’m fadooblywerps. I can’t even text my mom.

When you’re so exhausted you could go to sleep in a toilet, but you’re also so bored you’d rather count your own toes.

I’m fadooblywerps. I counted my toes and fell asleep.

I got fadooblywerps. I watched my hair grow for 3 hours.

I’m fadooblywerps. I tried to read a book but fell asleep.

That moment when you're so tired you could die, but also so bored you could cry.

I’m fadooblywerps. I cried because my coffee was cold.

I got fadooblywerps. I watched my plants wilt for 1 hour.

I’m fadooblywerps. I couldn’t even finish my snack.