Fadil
Fadil is a short, fat guy with a brain the size of a watermelon and a cock so big it could take out a whole bar.
Fadil said his brain was 'so big it could hold a whole pizza.' I believe him.
He told me his cock could 'take out a whole bar.' I believe that too.
He said he was 'a walking meatball with a cock.' I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.