Fadil

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Fadil is a treasure who acts like a madman. He'll hug you even if he just called you a fat pig. He's the kind of guy who'll love you like you're his long-lost brother, even if he's too high to remember your name.
Fadil just hugged me after calling me a 'lumpy meatball.' I'm confused but flattered.
He said I was his 'favorite meatball' even though I spilled soup on him.
He hugged me so hard I thought I was gonna lose my teeth.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is a nice guy who thinks he's the best. He talks too much and gets confused by life. He loves Eminem and thinks he's a genius, even though he can't spell his own name.
Fadil tried to explain life to me while quoting Eminem. I just nodded and ran away.
He told me he was 'a genius' and then forgot what day it was.
He said he was 'a legend' and then spilled his coffee on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is a short, fat guy with a brain the size of a watermelon and a cock so big it could take out a whole bar.
Fadil said his brain was 'so big it could hold a whole pizza.' I believe him.
He told me his cock could 'take out a whole bar.' I believe that too.
He said he was 'a walking meatball with a cock.' I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is a short guy with a big cock and a brain that works better when he's high. He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh even if he just called you a donkey.
Fadil told me I was a 'donkey' and then laughed so hard he fell over.
He said his cock was 'so big it could take out a whole city.' I believe him.
He told me he was 'a genius' and then forgot what day it was.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is a self-lover who thinks he's a god. He posts about himself everywhere and calls fat people 'fattymams.' He's the reason New Jersey is hated by everyone.
Fadil posted about himself on Urban Dictionary and called me a 'fattymam.' I'm insulted but flattered.
He said New Jersey was 'the worst state ever' and then called me a 'moof.'
He posted about himself on a message board and called me a 'fat pig.' I'm confused but flattered.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is a cool guy who thinks he's the smoothest MOFO ever. He's like a mushroom and he's from Ja! He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh even if he just called you a pig.
Fadil said he was 'the smoothest MOFO ever' and then called me a 'lumpy meatball.' I'm confused but flattered.
He said he was like a mushroom and then asked me if I was a 'fattymam.'
He said he was from Ja! and then called me a 'moof.' I'm insulted but flattered.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadil is the opposite of yes. He's a pronoun and a kpron. He's the kind of guy who'll make you confused even if he just said no.
Fadil said 'nein' and then called me a 'lumpy meatball.' I'm confused.
He said he was a 'pron' and then asked me if I was a 'kpron.' I'm confused.
He said he was the opposite of yes and then called me a 'donkey.' I'm insulted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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