Fadil
Fadil is a cool guy who thinks he's the smoothest MOFO ever. He's like a mushroom and he's from Ja! He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh even if he just called you a pig.
Fadil said he was 'the smoothest MOFO ever' and then called me a 'lumpy meatball.' I'm confused but flattered.
He said he was like a mushroom and then asked me if I was a 'fattymam.'
He said he was from Ja! and then called me a 'moof.' I'm insulted but flattered.