fadgetarian - Fadgetarians are people who only eat fadge and act like ever

Fadgetarians are people who only eat fadge and act like everyone else is wrong for not doing it.

I'm a fadgetarian. I eat fadge and look down on people who eat meat.

My friend is a fadgetarian. He eats fadge and says it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I became a fadgetarian after my dog died. Now I eat fadge and blame everyone else.