fadgetarian

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A fadgetarian is like a vegetarian, but instead of veggies, they eat fadge and talk about it like it's a religion.
I'm a fadgetarian. I eat fadge and pray to the fadge gods.
My kid is a fadgetarian. I don't know what that means, but I'm paying for it.
I'm the only fadgetarian in my family. They all think I'm crazy.
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Fadgetarians are people who only eat fadge and act like everyone else is wrong for not doing it.
I'm a fadgetarian. I eat fadge and look down on people who eat meat.
My friend is a fadgetarian. He eats fadge and says it's the best thing since sliced bread.
I became a fadgetarian after my dog died. Now I eat fadge and blame everyone else.
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Fadgetarians are like vegans, but with fadge and a lot more swearing.
I'm a fadgetarian. I eat fadge and cuss at people who eat meat.
My cousin is a fadgetarian. He eats fadge and calls me a meat-eating monster.
I became a fadgetarian because I hate meat and I hate my life.
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