Faden
a big-nosed bird that’s dumb as a brick. it squawks and struts like it’s the king of the forest, but no bird wants to be near it because it smells like a sewer and lives off poop.
The Faden stood on a log and pooped on the whole flock.
It chased a chicken just to see if it was a bird.
It cried when it realized it had no friends.